GlitterRock:
o/` I was gonna make doo-doo in my diaper, but then I got high.... o/`
TheDiva:
"I keep trying to quit, but it's just so hard..."
DiscoBoy:
Giant ape dentistry -- Worst. Job. Ever.
torgone:
Well, that's what he calls it . . .
TheDiva:
The "Carrie" of its day.
DiscoBoy:
To no one's surprise, Dino DeLaurentiis' remake of "The Giant Gila Monster" was also a flop.
JurassicPork:
"I hear that its penis is 70 inches long! Is that true, young man?"
DiscoBoy:
"Whoever thought you could love a play called 'Springtime for Hitler'?"
gleeb:
"Is that all he does? Just stand there?" There's always a critic.
Coakley:
The Hat Squad!
ViX44:
None are bowlers, they all must play billiards or something...
DiscoBoy:
"Hey, guys! It's the Fez Gang! Let's get 'em!"
JurassicPork:
Danny Thomas, second from the left, is amused that the Great Ape isn't wearing a fedora.
TheDiva:
Meanwhile, at a cattle call for "Guys and Dolls"...
LongLiveRock:
Yes, we are all individuals!
AlexGariepy:
They all paid money to see a monkey for two hours. Bunch of yutzes.
TheDiva:
Hey, a bunch of people paid to see "Cats" more than once...
GlitterRock:
(in unison)
"We love it. It's much better than 'Cats.' We're going to see it again and again."