elKapitan:
Things got kind of weird when Michael Moore got on stage and started ranting about a fictitious ape...
BlakHat1:
They're gonna ruin a lot of tuxes and ball gowns when Kong starts flinging his crap!
Shockeye:
o/' We don't need no education o/'
PrezGAR:
"Hey! You three in the front row! Shut up! We're trying to watch the movie."
PrezGAR:
"Take the picture, Beagly Beagly. Grape Ape."
DiscoBoy:
o/~ "Mammy!" o/~
YibbleGuy:
"I am Mrs. Norman Maine."
"And *I* am Mrs. Norman Maine."
torgone:
Karl: "This is the young lady who was ravaged by the 50 foot ape."
Smartass in audience: "Are you hurt?"
Ann: "Hurt? He doesn't write, He doesn't call . . . "
YibbleGuy:
HEAVEN, NOV. 19 (AP). God was arrested today on charges of arranging to meet a 12-year-old girl he met online. Vice officer Brian O'Malley lured the Supreme Being by entering a Britney Spears chatroom, and posting the message "Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret ...."
DiscoBoy:
.oO(How'd the underwear get on Kong?)
torgone:
o/` How much is that monkey in the window? . .o/`
DiscoBoy:
"Lend me some sugar. I *am* your neighbor!"
JurassicPork:
.oO Oh my God. Who picked out that throw rug?! Oo.
GlitterRock:
"Yes, sir, I looked in the handbook index under 'unauthorized personnel' and 'people without passes' and 'apes,' and 'ape's toes,' but it's not in there...."
LauraPowers85:
Next on COPS in Beverly Hills.
AlexGariepy:
"And that monkey turned out to be... Curious George. And now you know... theeeee REST of the story!"
GlitterRock:
"...This is Orson Welles, and I'm reporting that there is a 50-foot ape rampaging through New York City. Really! This isn't bullsh*t this time!"
LongLiveRock:
The Empire State srikes back!