LongLiveRock:
That's it I'll never wear a yellow dress again!
TheDiva:
"No, when I said I wanted you to eat me..."
JurassicPork:
"We warn you that the exclusive footage we're about to show you of the Kobe Bryant rape is extremely disturbing..."
LauraPowers85:
"Not now, King. I still need to take a few more yoga classes."
DiscoBoy:
Let's have a big hand for the little lady!
TheDiva:
How drunk WAS I last night?
GrayZombie:
Oh God, please don't tell me that he's doing what I think he's doing.
BlakHat1:
You mean spanking the..um..er..APE?
JurassicPork:
Somewhere, Pee Wee Herman is misty-eyed and cheering him on...
DiscoBoy:
Hey, a 50-foot ape gets lonely in the wild. That's all I'm sayin'...
GlitterRock:
"Frankly Kong ... I thought the sex would be better."
BlakHat1:
I think I saw this clip on the Internet...
DiscoBoy:
"What's that, little finger friend? Make New York streets run read with the blood of the unbelievers? But what if they have biplanes?"
AlexGariepy:
Woah... someone put more than just lime in that coconut...
DiscoBoy:
.oO(I won't be able to sit down for a week...)
BabySarah:
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(Note: This is Baby Sarah's first caption. Oddly enough, that's exactly what she sounds like when she talks. -- Eric the DiscoDaddy.)
TheDiva:
My baby-talk is a bit sketchy, but I think she said something about cheesecake.
PrezGAR:
She'll be doing her first PUMAT before you know it.