HinerMADNESS:
Here, see? The short stiff hair on an elephant's scrotum makes a natural Velcro.
ROBOTSCARECROWT:
What nice young boys. Every night they call to ask me if my refrigerator's running.
YingSodomizesPumpkins:
"I hope my guidance counselor rots in Hell."
BlakHooded1:
The Statue of the Guy Looking Up the Statue of Liberty's Dress nears completion.
DiscoDracula:
-harvesting cults who need their precious parts. "Doctors love them," said cult leader Thaddeus Spoof. "They're like the veal of the medical community."
LauraSupernaturalPowers:
"IF YOU AREN'T CARRYING A FIREARM, YOU ARE NOT FULFILLING YOUR DUTY AS AN AMERICAN!"
ROBOTSCARECROWT:
Now remember, men, don't start firing untill ALL of the Dell Interns are within range.
BlakHooded1:
"RUN! The Liver and Onions Truck is coming!" <Flight of the Valkyries starts playing>
DiscoDracula:
"Do you want to set up this next clip for us, Harvey?" / "No. I just came in here to ask for a raise." / "What a kidder! We'll be back after this commercial message!" / "Who are you talking to, sir?"
BlakHooded1:
"Ahem..Gee, Mr. Sloan. Where can I find a place to do my laundry AND buy a car at the same time?" "Well, Greg..I'm GLAD you asked!"
Angel_Noir:
"Danger, Tim Robbins!"
BlakHooded1:
Imperial Message: Our Death Star is Fully Operational!
Angel_Noir:
A scene from "The Godfather Christmas"..."They have disrespected you, Don Santa." "I feel betrayed, on the day of my daughter's bat mitzfah."
Angel_Noir:
In his later years, Santa would come down the chimney and play God. "This one amuses me. She may go. BRING ME THE HEAD OF THE BOY!"
Angel_Noir:
Betsy Wetsy weilded an iron fist of power over the playland with her army of concubine assassins.
Angel_Noir:
"Uh, look, Santa's got this little problem. You see, if he goes out of this door then the 'magical leg bracelet' will send a signal to Santa's P.O. We don't want that, do we?"
HinerMADNESS:
"No! Don't do it!" "Now Sally, this is Timmy's gift, so it's his decision. What'll it be, Timmy? Should the Space Shuttle try to land?"
HinerMADNESS:
The John Deere Mini-Chipper makes quick work of small branches and perverts that can't keep their hands to themselves. Ask about our "no body, no crime" guarantee!