Buffoon:
"It's your dog. You clean it up."
UnReality:
"I'm surprised none of you remember who the black private dick who's a sex machine to all the chicks is. We studied this just last week."
gleeb:
You bastard! You made my mother into a rug!
DiscoBoy:
"Time to cleanse the city, David!"
Hinermad:
Now you know why you're not allowed to hunt deer with a high-powered rifle on most asteroids.
UnReality:
"And now begins a lengthy process of spankin' the bitches and slappin' the ho's."
UnReality:
"It's times like this that I'm eternally grateful for my personal lord and savior, booze."
DiscoBoy:
"I specifically asked you all to make the streets run red with the blood of the unbelievers! But this morning I looked outside and saw nothing but a light morning dew! What,s wrong with you people?"
Chebby:
"Let's review, We learned the human heart can't stand the impact of a .45 caliber slug, or being ditched by the redhead around the corner."
Darthdemona:
"See that on the bureau behind me? That's my Boring Award."
tinaw:
See if you can guess the 6 things that are different with this picture.
tinaw:
A-HA!! The Golden Globe is missing! Yeah! Nailed it!
Chebby:
"Scuse me, crotch crickets you know."
Hinermad:
There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We control the screengrabber. We will control GersonK.
UnReality:
"I haven't moved from this chair since 1952."
elKapitan:
"If you have consumed the Red Bull drink, but have failed to grow wings, you can join the lawsuit against Red Bull too....."
UnReality:
"My butt is just one big callus."
Zoogicub:
"Frankly, I'm surprised that you think you can just be rid of me. I took this cap site hostage months ago, and I'll do it again! Nyah!"