Mr_Grant:
And you thought Pottery Barn just put stuff on shelves? No ho ho! SERIOUS testing is first required.
Mr_Grant:
Veteran character actor Ray Birk seizes control of US airwaves, announcing plans to "stage a one-man show in Riverside, and no one can stop me! Muahahahaha!"
YibbleGuy:
"And the San Francisco 69ers have challenged the call. Terry, they don't believe that full sodomy was achieved before the official blew the whistle."
"Right you are, Howie. Either they don't believe that an actual ass-reaming occurred ... or they were willing to use up a time-out just to enjoy watching the replay over and over."
torgone:
Tutsi Frutsy!!! Getta you Tutsi Frutsy Ice Cream!!!
enigk:
"Now that we've lured the prostitute into the woods - we're past the hard part. Now it's down to the killing, the dismembering and pan frying."
AlexGariepy:
The witch is dead?
DiscoBoy:
...as The Beaver!
YibbleGuy:
And the prophet further said:
"For the beast was as one dead, not because of beauty, but because it fell off of a 1,454-foot tall building."
TheDiva:
Must be from the Apocrypha.
GrayZombie:
And the Prophet's wife said:
"I'm gonna prophesize my foot up your ass if you don't take out the garbage."
DiscoBoy:
"What'd he say?"
"He said the birds are scrounging!"
"What's he got against the birds?
Shockeye:
"For the beast shall become an embarassment during the time of Disco."
torgone:
"Your mouthwash ain't makin' it."
torgone:
"Sooo . . . . . . Do you have a big dingy?"
torgone:
"Sailor! Been working out?"
TheDiva:
"It gets very lonely out here on the ocean..."
DiscoBoy:
"Ever been 'below decks'?"
ViX44:
He stole my Cap'n Crunch treasure map