Nyssa23:
Hey kids! Issue sanctions and dispatch peacekeeping forces with the new Sim United Nations game!
Nyssa23:
And yea, there were viands from many exotic lands, and colorful banners festooned over all...they called it a "Food Court."
carbonbased:
You should have seen that guy before Ashcroft painted briefs on him.
Generik:
The regularly-scheduled Buddha is unable to occupy his shrine this evening. In his place will be his understudy Eddie St. Clair, patron saint of deformities, and his sidekick Ralphie.
DiscoBoy:
"There's no crying in diplomacy!"
Mr_Grant:
Botswana and France are in the hunt for the Wild Card.
carbonbased:
"Heroic Struggle of the Little Guys To Finish the Bas-Relief"
Nyssa23:
Make liver more festive by cutting it into the shape of Australia and using food coloring to add topographical accents.
UnReality:
"Now we just wait patiently for Godzilla to attack..."
Mr_Grant:
"Got tickets? Need three."
Generik:
17th Century depiction of the Frankincense Monster.
Mr_Grant:
"I love the new Ford," enthused J. Edgar. "Does it come in pink?"
carbonbased:
George Steinbrenner finally cracks and trades Derek Jeter for a 1953 Hudson.
Mr_Grant:
Why is Lake Arrowhead shaped like a colostomy bag? That's false advertising.
UnReality:
"No, this is what NASCAR really looks like. We use flashy editing to make it look exciting on television."
Mr_Grant:
"...and that's why I'm glad the bitch is gone. Pay attention, there'll be a test."
Darthdemona:
"Nice brain...nice brain. Listen! It's purring!"
Mr_Grant:
Fernando's Hideaway Community College.