YingYang:
"Do you like to be tied up? Maybe gagged or peed on? Sure, we all do..."
gleeb:
Wanna play with my ladder truck? It can go reallly high!
GlitterRock:
"Considering what I let you DO to me last night, I think I deserved more than Egg-Beaters for breakfast, Raul....."
DiscoBoy:
Crime is like a cancer on our society. Don't contribute to this epidemic. Don't own things, so criminals won't have anything to take. And don't live anywhere, so they won't have anyplace to break into.
gleeb:
This is the switch the FBI throws when they want to make you mistype your cap.
DiscoBoy:
The best thing about flying a biplane is that it automatically doubles your chance of a date on Saturday night.
GrayZombie:
Guys, I scored. Yea, that chick we found sleeping in the morgue. What? Well....it still counts, right?
GlitterRock:
*hushed voice*
"Jerry? Yeah, it's me. Say.... um... a really hot chick with a penis isn't 'technically' a guy, right?"
BlakHat1:
"I'll stop you with my web fluid! THWIPP!!"
"That's it! No more comic books for YOU, young man!"
"You have to get past my adamantium CLAWS first! SNIKT!!"
Agent_Moldy:
When asked why it left the other ships, the Niña cited "artistic differences" as the reason.
Agent_Moldy:
"What would Jesus do? Come, let us ask Him."
*Turns around* "So? What would you do?"
"Hmmm...yeah, I'd probably go ahead and get the comprehensive coverage. Just getting liability is all that's required, but comprehensive is so much better, for the money. But hey, that's just my opinion."
DitaDuPave:
This is the part where she says "Is it in yet?"
TheDiva:
My stewardess-sense is tingling...
Loodvig:
"So what do you kids think of the new Pastrami Coke flavor?"
tinaw:
"I just LUUUUUUUUUV scary movies! They're FAAA-BULOUS!"
Loodvig:
"Okay. Step one: Get a van. And make sure it has groovy windows in the back. Step two: Get some carpet and a matress..."
Mr_Grant:
Low alcohol beer always goes right to his head.
da_upstart:
<SHINK!> <SHUUK!!> "... urk.... ' "HAHAHAHAHA!" - Sharon just loved playing pranks on people, such as the flying decaptiation gag.