![]() Hinermad: There are other permanent options besides vasectomy. Skateboarding, for example. Or you could mess around with my wife, and I'll take care of it for you... |
![]() BlakHat1: "It's making GRAVY in my MOUTH!" |
![]() DiscoBoy: "Don't Look Now: The Mrs. Lot Story." |
![]() BlakHat1: Scripts that never translated for Univision: Todo en la Familia "Evita! El hombre de su hija es una CARNECABEZA!" |
![]() GlitterRock: "Say, I didn't order a hotdog on my breakfast platter, Raul!" |
![]() Agent_Moldy: "I WANT my two dollars!" *whack* |
![]() gleeb: "MRRRAOW!" "Calm down, Puff, his'll be over in a minute, then you can get into the nice warm dryer. You like the dryer, remember?" |
![]() YibbleGuy: Ever since the latest devaluation of the peso, you can now buy an entire hooker for a single McDonald's french fry. |
![]() GlitterRock: "Who's-sss a good hooker?? Who's-sss a good hooker? Yes, you is! Yes, you is! Hooker wanna cheese curl??" |
![]() gleeb: Father Pablo, the most popular priest in the diocese, attends to his flock. |
![]() YingYang: Okay, who'll give me ten bucks to fuck it? I don't care what it is. C'mon, any takers? |
![]() gleeb: "The Northern Lights?" "Yes." "At this lattitude?" "Yes." "During the day?" "Yes." "And confined to you kitchen?" "Yes." (I'd bet $10 you'll do it for nothing, Ying) |
![]() DiscoBoy: "Constantly losing your IUD? Well, worry no more! Now, with Ronco's IUD-Lok, with patented VagiStik technology, your IUD will go in and *stay* in!" |
![]() gleeb: Remember, more pure oxygen means brighter fires and funnier captions. |
![]() YingYang: "Help me, President Ford, you're my only hope." |
![]() DiscoBoy: And now, a proud salute to our industrious capping ancestors, who diligently practiced their misunderstood art despite the lack of computers, screengrabbers, or even any pop culture to reference. |
![]() NurseNoir: Technicians at the Bathroom Tissue Compliance Institute keep detailed records of all households that install their TP in the erroneous "underhanded" position. |
![]() DiscoBoy: Untold History Fact #241: It was actually Barney Fife who discovered the Watergate break-in. |
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