psychomorph:
And found Dick Cheney sucking Satan's pecker...
da_upstart:
"... There the fossils of Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble were found in explicit homosexual positions, well preserved by the rich sediment."
psychomorph:
Women and whisky followed...
GlitterRock:
"This is the BEST family reunion ever!"
TheDiva:
Men get so awkward when they touch each other...
da_upstart:
1057th Manure Specialist Company
Agent_Moldy:
"Look, dads are dads and Dougs are Dougs, and never the twain shall meet! Forget it, I'm outta heeeeeere."
Coakley:
o/~ Wanna bite the hand that feeds me, wanna turn the tides Set the demons free and watch 'em fly Strike down the one who leads me, I'm gonna take his place Gonna vindicate the human race Better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine Better watch out 'cause I'm a war machine o/~
YingYang:
Little known fact: Boxing was actually created when one man wouldn't dance with another...
YingYang:
I could see myself building a cabin here...be one with nature...Bring the bitches out here, fuck them silly, then dispose of the bodies in peace...Maybe open a General Store...
jildo:
Well what the hell were ya tryin' to cross the Atlantic fer in the first place?
YingYang:
She's either blind, or seriously kinky...Either way, I'll jam her..
YingYang:
Cozy up with a loved one....Or some random hooker you lured to your place with grapes and a smile...
beckett:
"E-Bola Films presents...Coughing Up a Lung, Not for Pussys."
YingYang:
Where I'll eat cotton candy and funnel cakes off of Tina's naked body....
144b:
Followed by, A night at the trama unit.
beckett:
"Oh my GAWD! These are really chocolate covered TURTLES! What the hell is wrong with you!?"
144b:
Gee pop? These here freaks ain't nothing like we's have back home? Yep, Jimmy Joe. These are city slicker's freaks.