MrfnordTim:
"Did I kill the spider?"
DiscoBoy:
"My Dinner With Andre the Giant"
YibbleGuy:
"See them schottske without their lederhosen at Oktoberfest!Yes, pay only $19.95 for Bavarian Girls Gone Wild!"
GlitterRock:
In case of an elevator-emergency, simply press the EMERGENCY button. Our in-car sluts Bambi and Tammy will then make out for your entertainment, taking your mind off the very-real possibility of your imminent painful death.
Nyssa23:
Looks like that guy's Axe bodyspray didn't work quite as he intended.
gleeb:
"I can't understand a damn thing those folks are sayin', and they eat way too much fish."
DiscoBoy:
"Luckily, I'm big enough so's they can't push me off."
gleeb:
Our Lady of the Shotgun Blast
Nyssa23:
Well, she *does* have a nice white tail.
Neoknight:
Ah, for a simpler time, when playgrounds were all hard, unforgiving metal and knee-scraping cement.
Agent_Moldy:
Irish Jew Paddy McSteinberg's "Matz O'Balls" restaurant wasn't the success he'd hoped it would be.
Mr_Grant:
Tell Cavett he needs to liven up the opening credits.
gleeb:
"Oh, Mr. McSteinberg, this is the best lamb stew ever!" "The secret's in the schmaltz!"
Nyssa23:
Looks like Jesus is raining down death from above on them.
Mr_Grant:
Ross Perot's One Bedroom Flat of Solitude gets unexpected visitors for afternoon tea.
gleeb:
Remember, white wine with fish, thunderbird with twinkies.
Nyssa23:
First, never put the food in your nose.
Coakley:
They've taken in Kirsten Johnson for her 3,000 mile check-up.