Nyssa23:
An all-female version of "Grease"? I love it!
Nyssa23:
.oO And now, to have the train derail and spill lumber all over Sis's Barbie Dream House... Oo.
TeekieT:
Now timmy, I don't want to see you put your father in a sleeper hold anymore, understand?
Nyssa23:
Good Eating Habit #29: Never pretend the food is screaming while you bite it.
gleeb:
Ma, you already got the demon! That's *my* soul!
RodRocket:
"Oooh! You are SO gonna get it when Mom and Dad get back home!"
DiscoBoy:
"Hasn't Ba'al come to claim you yet? I left you out here three days ago!"
Mr_Grant:
Bastard's vice-like handshake broke Gio Carrera's pitching hand.
gleeb:
Rule #27: vodka in milk is nearly undetectable.
Mr_Grant:
We're on the dog's milk.
Agent_Moldy:
#765: ALWAYS make *sure* that's really milk.
Generik:
"Hey... that ain't milk, Junior!"
Neoknight:
"Gee, thanks for giving a dash of Irish Cream to this, Mom! It really gives the milk a kick!"
Mr_Grant:
Grounded by the TSA until they institute a security screening system.
Generik:
"Dr. Frankenstein pays me two bucks a kite; three if I attach a pair of my mom's panties as a tail. He says he uses 'em for some weird experiment."
teambanzai:
Alright so he said go fly a kite, do you do everything someone tells you to do? Yeah, well I hope you're not Catholic then.
elKapitan:
The blind should sue.
teambanzai:
The alarm clock never saw her coming.