Nyssa23:
Generally, at a date with your family, it is considered bad form to announce that you're not wearing panties.
Mr_Grant:
The Frandles called KWRM 106.9 and won a dinner with Kevin Spacey. They expected something a little more grand. And in a restaurant.
Nyssa23:
Wheel...of...Conformity!
Mr_Grant:
Wheel! Of! Agriculture price supports!
DiscoBoy:
"Hands off my pie, you filthy Yalie!"
gleeb:
Attempting to gain a better singing voice by applying music to his throat.
DiscoBoy:
Ziggy Marley: Raconteur. Bon Vivant. Has-Been.
Nyssa23:
o/` Mirror mirror on the wall,
Tell me mirror what is wrong?
Can it be my De La Clothes
Or is it just my De La Soul? o/`
Generik:
What is the total number and description of the weapons of mass destruction found in Iraq so far, Alex.
YibbleGuy:
"In the wild, the mother Stripper feeds her young by ...."
gleeb:
And yet she got all grossed out about sharing her toothpaste.
Nyssa23:
"Aww, how sweet, you gave me your gum." "No, I wasn't chewing gum, but I *do* have a cold."
DiscoBoy:
Gonorrhea has a way of bringing down the whole evening, doesn't it?
Mr_Grant:
"Gosford Park II: The New Fangled Electric Icebox Causes Consternation Among Staff."
Nyssa23:
The force from Betty's vibrating panties wreaked havoc on her appliances.
Nyssa23:
"Son, about those magazines under your mattress...can I borrow some?"
Mr_Grant:
~Next time, try some foreplay first. Girls like that. At least they did in my day. ~Aw gee President Shevardnadze, thanks.
DiscoBoy:
"Just do what I did, son -- find a whore! The plumper the better!"