Romancandle_T_Fox:
She starts by playing with it. After that ends up in pain, she tries screaming at it. She then moves on to feces throwing.
DiscoBoy:
"We'll have to confiscate your science fair project, ma'am. Matters of national security."
Mr_Grant:
Holding Mess Hall outside today.
Romancandle_T_Fox:
"Oh great. Billy forgot where he buried his juice box. Now he's gonna dig up the whole lawn looking for it."
RodRocket:
*FLRB-BL-BR-BL-BR-BL-BR-BL-BR-BL-BR-BL-BR-BL-BRB!!!*
JurassicPork:
At least they put the air intake nozzle in a provocative spot...
DiscoBoy:
"Oooh! Milk!"
Batqueen:
"Oooh! Cherry Kool-Aid!"
Nyssa23:
Now that's a thorough washing job.
gleeb:
Well, all right, but I still say this would be less time-consuming if we used a washcloth.
Mr_Grant:
"My Cubans!"
gleeb:
But the radio still works
RodRocket:
"Got any chewing gum? My implant's leaking."
Nyssa23:
In today's "Sanford and Son," Fred and Lamont pick up some extra cash by selling spools of stolen copper wire.
MilkboxLarry:
"Hmm... Nice work with the parrot, Jimmy. But you know what the pirate needs?" "Uh, I dunno. What?" "Boobies!"
DiscoBoy:
"Says here that the Supreme Court made sodomy legal. Maybe we should try it!" / "Sex, Roger? But I liked it better when our relationship was based on our mutual distrust of olives!"
Romancandle_T_Fox:
"I'm telling you, Reggie, all our American vegetables are endangered by the Soviet Onion." "Uh-huh..."
DiscoBoy:
"This pot roast tastes like butt, mother!"