teambanzai:
Very nice propiganda Mr. Rumsfeld, you may have a future in politics. Thank you Miss Hoover now I must go pray for a good afternoon pee.
RodRocket:
"I was a card carrying, fully paid up member of the Playboy Club for twenty freakin' YEARS! And then, one day, BLAM! They closed them all! They - closed - them - all!!! NO! No, no, no, Hooters just ain't a substitute! Those wings taste crappy, and they serve such small portions!"
Nyssa23:
Anyone else want to wife-swap? Aw c'mon, just for a minute?
TeekieT:
somewhere in this building someone is having sex, getting dumped, falling in love, and stapling their fingers together just to see if they can...
teambanzai:
Preposed smog dispersal plan. The people of Pomona and LaVerne can't take anymore.
Mr_Grant:
Maybe, just maybe, instead of making one giant product, companies should switch to making small ones, in large quantities.
Mr_Grant:
"Dear Highlights magazine, I am a 9 year old waiting for my dentist appointment in Ft. Sill, OK. I never thought the puzzles you printed were true..."
Romancandle_T_Fox:
"So, Mr. Johnson, what makes you qualified to work for the Ministry of Stapling Things Together?" "Well, I have years of experience on books, carpet, household objects, fingers, and various pets."
teambanzai:
YES! Nathan R. Johnson, I'm somebody!
TeekieT:
Army/Navy instructional films on how to do the monkey-dance!
MrfnordTim:
.oO(Why does she smell like horse sweat?)the cheer-leaders... still audiences said "no go"
teambanzai:
While trying to solve a relatively complex geometry problem Betty accidentaly proved God doesn't exist. The instructor wasn't sure how to grade her work
Romancandle_T_Fox:
"Lies, damn lies, and historical dates?" *dingdingding*
Mr_Grant:
Paid for by the George W. Bush Is President Committee.
Nyssa23:
Well, it keeps you off the streets. Isn't that enough?
Nyssa23:
I just think it would be cuter if they put little dollar signs for the "s's" in success, that's all.
Mr_Grant:
The only entry in the first edition of the Caveman Britannica.
Nyssa23:
So, somebody finally *did* figure out how to dance about architecture.