amycamus: Not exactly coy in his pass at the defense attorney. |
Buffoon: "But is it art?" "Black velvet... Elvis... What else COULD it be?" |
amycamus: "Bravo, bravo!" "Hey, but isn't this plagiarized from the 10-year-old dissertation of some Canadian Ph.D. student?" |
Buffoon: "I've had some bad news. How to break it to you.... Hmmm.... Everyone whose wife is still living, raise your hand. Not so fast there, Johnson!" |
gleeb: He didn't like "yes-men" but he did hire people to wave at him during staff meetings. It put him in a better mood. |
JurassicPork: "But we have to go wee-wee. We're old." The drawbacks of teaching Adult Ed. |
amycamus: Climactic scene from John Carpenter's "Escape from Frank Gehry" |
gleeb: "So often you won't even notice." |
amycamus: .oO(Torrance...I was still in Torrance...) |
AgentMoldy: "Hey Harry, isn't that Corbin Bernsen over there?" "Uhhh, yeah, it is. Huh...usher uniform looks pretty good on him." |
GlitterRock: "In other news, the mutilated remains of the beloved Muppet Elmo were found in a dumpster today. Carved into his fur with a pen-knife were the words "I'M ALL THE SISTAH HE NEEDS!" Police have no suspects....." |
tinaw: I have an alibi: On the night of the 25th, I was at home watching -- you didn't give a date, did you? Uh oh . . . |
AgentMoldy: o/Iiiii love you, Elmooooo...o/ *from out in the audience* "Tina! My name is TINA!!!" |
PrezGar: "Elmo used to hang out with Rosie. Then Elmo find out Rosie was using him to get closer to Maria." |
ElectraAlan: The "Hump Me" Elmo dolls just didn't fly off the shelves like they thought. |
gleeb: Farm workers look forward all year to the one day they get out of the fields and take a "public school trip." |
GersonK: Must be one of those vox ursuni segments |
tinaw: "IV-ER-SOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!" |
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