amycamus:
Not exactly coy in his pass at the defense attorney.
Buffoon:
"But is it art?" "Black velvet... Elvis... What else COULD it be?"
amycamus:
"Bravo, bravo!" "Hey, but isn't this plagiarized from the 10-year-old dissertation of some Canadian Ph.D. student?"
Buffoon:
"I've had some bad news. How to break it to you.... Hmmm.... Everyone whose wife is still living, raise your hand. Not so fast there, Johnson!"
gleeb:
He didn't like "yes-men" but he did hire people to wave at him during staff meetings. It put him in a better mood.
JurassicPork:
"But we have to go wee-wee. We're old." The drawbacks of teaching Adult Ed.
amycamus:
Climactic scene from John Carpenter's "Escape from Frank Gehry"
gleeb:
"So often you won't even notice."
amycamus:
.oO(Torrance...I was still in Torrance...)
AgentMoldy:
"Hey Harry, isn't that Corbin Bernsen over there?"
"Uhhh, yeah, it is. Huh...usher uniform looks pretty good on him."
GlitterRock:
"In other news, the mutilated remains of the beloved Muppet Elmo were found in a dumpster today. Carved into his fur with a pen-knife were the words "I'M ALL THE SISTAH HE NEEDS!" Police have no suspects....."
tinaw:
I have an alibi: On the night of the 25th, I was at home watching -- you didn't give a date, did you? Uh oh . . .
AgentMoldy:
o/Iiiii love you, Elmooooo...o/
*from out in the audience* "Tina! My name is TINA!!!"
PrezGar:
"Elmo used to hang out with Rosie. Then Elmo find out Rosie was using him to get closer to Maria."
ElectraAlan:
The "Hump Me" Elmo dolls just didn't fly off the shelves like they thought.
gleeb:
Farm workers look forward all year to the one day they get out of the fields and take a "public school trip."
GersonK:
Must be one of those vox ursuni segments
tinaw:
"IV-ER-SOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!"