tinaw:
To be found only in the $5.99 CD rack at The Wiz.
Zee:
... and enjoy his new demo CD, which he leaves on tables in random coffee houses hoping some record executive will find it...
gleeb:
Then again, he describes John Tesh as "inspiring", so don't get your hopes up...
AlanPartridge:
His next album will be a sharp combination of Riverdance, Scottish Bag Pipes, Country under the influence of Alcohol and LA Gangsta Rap.
JohnSteed:
His band: A Mighty Door
AgentMoldy:
But we call it, 'maize'.
GlitterRock:
Those who've actually heard his music will describe it as 'a piece of sh*t.'
amycamus:
The Vacation and Relaxation of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade.
gleeb:
You don't see a lot of facemask penalties on the boardwalk.
JurassicPork:
The rape of Niggers and Indians For Fun and Profit!
gleeb:
"Canadians: The Boreal Menace"
amycamus:
Look, whatever happened between Barbara Walters and Roy Cohn - I'm not responsible, 'kay?
UnReality:
"Plus, they get Cinemax, which is, like, way cool!"
amycamus:
All cats to become a rabbit gather immediately now here.
Cyberbeast:
A little trick John taught himself years ago. Whenever he speaks to a crowd, he imagines that they're all dwarves. That way he can pretend that they're giving him a standing ovation.
gleeb:
Calm down, everybody, the falcon is strapped to my wrist. I couldn't possibly get free....oh, dear.
UnReality:
"It's the Virgin Mary--and she's out for blood!"
gleeb:
Who knew the Fates worked out of such a shabby little place?