gleeb:
Vicious gangs of termites have been ganging up on old ladies and stealing their change purses.
gleeb:
Thomas Dewey struggles late into the night, searching for a chemical that will wipe out Dutch Schultz.
tinaw:
1965: Testing of chemicals to merely annoy and control the cockroach population, not actually kill them.
gleeb:
Well maybe if Mother Hubbard didn't spend her entire check on scratch-off lottery tickets and vodka....
gleeb:
Come here and give Bill Cullen a little sugar, Baby!
gleeb:
Jeez, will someone get the headwaiter off the stage?
GlitterRock:
D) A Jar of Almonds
gleeb:
e) Karl Maria Ernst, Margave von Third. You'd be surprised how many people think the name is some kind of numbering system.
GlitterRock:
"Can you direct me to the La Vida Barber?"
GlitterRock:
"Sorry. I really should've put my panties back on before I left the men's room......"
ElectraAlan:
Tonto REALLY needs to learn how to tie a tie.
DiscoBoy:
"Mr. Congressman, I would like to complain about the amout of sex and violence on television. I believe our children are not getting nearly enough exposure to gang rape! Something must be done!"
Buffoon:
"I strenuously object to the gratuitous sex in today's society! None of it ever comes to my house, dammit!"
tinaw:
"So can I depend on your votes for the Thai lunch, then?"
DiscoBoy:
"Where are your pitchforks? Where are your torches? What the hell kind of angry mob are you??" / "We're the air quality management board, sir."
tinaw:
The Society for Making Pointless Government Films has been adjourned.
Cyberbeast:
And the award for the only black man who can wear a purple suit and not look like a pimp goes to...
amycamus:
"As god is my witness, I'll never have my dividends taxed again."