NurseNoir:
Today, on "Iron Chef": Battle Placenta!
UnReality:
"Police baffled about where they got all the brooms in the first place."
DiscoBoy:
"I can see my louse from here!"
YingYang:
"We've shared this office for ten years now, Lou, and Ithink it's time I tell you...Well....You're a goofy bastard and you smell like potatoes."
YingYang:
"Do you boys know what a circle jerk is? It's the most effective tool we have as a team...Now drop trou, and tackle out...."
YingYang:
"You wanted to know where that creamy stuff comes from, Billy? Well, check it out!"
tinaw:
Always apply a light touch.
Halfmech:
The Many Moods of KITT: "bemused."
Halfmech:
Jack in. Dial back. Enjoy the show... It's the "Matrix Comedy Hour!"
DiscoBoy:
"Now, class, it's time to learn about the Dirty Sanchez. Can I have two volunteers come forward, please?"
shanky:
"Quick show of hands. Who would like to bang the new music teacher?"
DiscoBoy:
"We can't let those dirty Reds get their hands on our circle technology!"
144b:
k.d. Lang & Gregory Peck in To Kill a Monking Bird 2. Soout Comes out.
144b:
It's the county socal worker! Quick throw that blanket over grandmaw!
jildo:
Crap! I thought there was a lake here!
gleeb:
Unfortunately, by the time I'd finished my dugout caone, the rainy season was over.
UnReality:
"Read back that part about my massive, plus-sized penis."
UnReality:
THAT'S the dread Cthulhu?