ElectraAlan:
Big Brother is Watching. Actually he's peeing, but he'll be done in a minute so don't try anything.
JohnSteed:
Yet Orson Welles needs the angle lower. "These are titans dueling it out! I need them as goliaths on the screen!"
Cyberbeast:
She thinks that she's Miss Thing, but she's closer to Miss Swamp Thing.
ElectraAlan:
"Honey, you're not supposed to actually blow on it; that's just an expression."
GrayZombie:
Tonight on a very special episode of General Hospital: The Animated Series. Velma must go through a serious operation or die, and the only donor available is Peter Potamus, but he's been kidnapped by Magilla Gorilla's evil twin, Vanilla Gorilla. Meanwhile, Smurfette announces who the father of her baby is. Is it Hefty Smurf, one of the Trollkins, or Inch High, Private Eye? Tune in to see.
ElectraAlan:
Sorry. I get so excited when I watch Sailor Moon. I'll clean up the screen.
LongLiveRock:
Vegatable Rights and peace!
WEIRD_1:
How nice, Richie is kissing Potsie
WEIRD_1:
Yes, You can bring that nice Fonzie home for supper and a threesome
LongLiveRock:
Hey ever wanted to try out Lesbianism?
LongLiveRock:
Featuring the music of Kenny Loggins!
TheLurker:
o/` Sit on my face and tell me that you love me! o/`
Cyberbeast:
"That constellation is called Alan the Cowboy. And that one is Jerry...the Cowboy."
144b:
Oh, you're no fun? Your idea of foreplay is pouring kcthup on my ass & yelling, Here comes the big weinnie!
TheSeer:
"Uh ... so did anyone bring a board game or something?"
GlitterRock:
Brad Sherwood's eternal torment:
"When WILL the points matter??"
YibbleGuy:
It grew up to be a peg-legged, cloven-hoofed cross-dresser, but Captain Ahab, Pan, and Eddie Izzard still loved their PUMAT baby.
TheSeer:
Following the lead of Bin Laden, Sean Penn started making his own anti-America video tapes.