TankGrrrl1920:
It was on the planet Neptune where my old enemy, the Master, was finally animated. They say he sat quietly as Korean cartoonists drew his chin and shoulders far too large. He made his last, and I thought somewhat peculiar request. He asked that I, the Doctor, a rival Time Lord, animate his pelvis. It was a request they should never have granted...
GlitterRock:
Sailor PMS
YibbleGuy:
"I don't CARE if you just meant that you wanted to go to McDonald's ... you're going to 'eat between the golden archs' MY way!"
YibbleGuy:
The Japanese never had any real comprehension of Tennessee Williams.
GoatDellamorte:
When Harems attack! Next on FOX.
gleeb:
Few take as much joy in a well-picked nose.
Cyberbeast:
"I have an idea, let's play Truth or Dare."
And that's when I woke up.
TheLurker:
Zoe! Ace! Nyssa! Jo! They are: THE DOCTOR WHO COMPANION SQUAD!
TankGrrrl1980:
This is the ex girlfriend dream that I always wake up screaming from
MrfnordTim:
*Sniff!* "Which one of you sluts has been using my vibrator?!"
GlitterRock:
Sailor Moon's doing her ping-pong ball trick!
MrfnordTim:
All the best whorehouses vine-ripen their prostitutes.
E_the_E:
"Come on everyone! Let's do 'The Shat'!"
DiscoBoy:
"Kinda ugly, isn't it? Can't you make it do any tricks or anything?"
E_the_E:
.oO"Did I just see a singing pantless Shat-squirrel?"
TheDiva:
Sigfried finally gets fed up with Roy.
MrfnordTm:
"Hey! Can't a girl eat strawberries on the can in privacy?!"
GlitterRock:
"No, you see the Mouse is really a tool. It's not a REAL mouse!"