YingYang:
Fumblings in the dark while trying to copulate....First grade was my favorite year....
YingYang:
.oO"Why the fuck would Ying need an essay entitled 'Why I Deserve To Get Boned By You'?"Oo.
GoatDellamorte:
In other news, this was found in Marlon Brando's colostemy drippings today.
TheDiva:
The push to create a bigger, faster, more destructive olive.
YingYang:
.oO"Why do I always get a boner during the opening credits to 'SeaLab'?"Oo.
NurseNoir:
Waiting for his chakras to do something... ANYTHING!
YingYang:
And William Randolph Hearst gives out a sigh of relief...
YibbleGuy:
Count Xigeous's Halloween Pimp-Off.
HenryBemis:
.oO (Dammit, look at her over there preening herself...all splayed...licking her crotch. I need to get a more modest Labrador.)
Mr_Grant:
*whoop whoop whoop* Dammit, it's the tribal police! Quick Mary, hide the beers and the bong.
HenryBemis:
"Why I enjoy the novels of Willa Cather as well..." [wocka-chicka-wocka-chikah!]
YingYang:
"Fuck! Figures Bessie would keel over while we're on our way to the theater! If I miss "2 Fast 2 Furious", I swear to shit I'm gonna beat you more than usual!"
Mr_Grant:
"Will the Sioux accept Suzy in exchange for safe passage? Just think dear, you could change it to 'Siouxsie'."
GoatDellamorte:
"This just in, my testicle is swollen and burning."
HenryBemis:
"Man, a frontier sod house still intact. Smell that, that's our American heritage my friend." "Oh I smell it alright."
YingYang:
"It's gonna be a bitch to mow..."
YingYang:
Laura Tingles Wilder if I have anything to say about it!
LongLiveRock:
Valrie Solanis fleds the building!