SunSinner:
"You must be this tall afore ye can rosin up Uncle Lijah's bow, child."
Mr_Grant:
1868: Impoverished Irish immigrants are now impoverished Oklahoma residents.
YingYang:
Is Coronet Swedish for "Snuff"?
SunSinner:
Get yer damn grimy paws off of my Burger King crown...you don't know what I had to do to get it.
JohnSteed:
"Gwen Steffani.... lighting.... BLAAAAAAST!!!"
JohnSteed:
He slipped from Michael Jackson's hands.
YingYang:
For the longest time, I thought our nation was made from Legos...
SunSinner:
Oh, so our national security level is back to ecru? This mean I can go streaking again?
SunSinner:
"Daddy, tell me how tampons are born again."
gleeb:
In a controversial move, the city installs clear lexan sidewalks so people can watch things floating in the sewers.
Cyberbeast:
"BRAAAAAINS...BRAAAAAINS...Our favorite part of the Wizard of Oz is when the Scarecrow asks the Wizard for some BRAAAAAINS!"
Mr_Grant:
*Good news Abraham! You've been drafted by Tara in the first round!*
Arienrhod:
It was a tender moment, broken only when "Everybody Wang Chung Tonight" came over the loudspeaker.
gleeb:
"And he comes out of the spin, and ooh, the judges don't look happy about that...": If Begonias Judged Figure Skating, next time on Pointlessly Speculative Theatre.
GlitterRock:
FINISH HER!!
(reaching into chest, pulling out heart)
FATALITY!!
JohnSteed:
"Shiva, not tonight, honey..."
MrfnordTm:
Caught in the middle of a gay pride fur protest.
Mr_Grant:
Where chickenhawks are bred for service at the highest levels of government and Congress.