beckett:
"Ya ever have one that just hangs on for 3 or 4 days? Jesus, I gotta cut back!"
JurassicPork:
"Remember, boys and girls... sex and drugs and rock-n-roll are all things your body needs..."
Mr_Grant:
A copy of "Great Expectations" is being talked-up as a possibility for the top spot at EPA.
MrfnordTim:
"Sir, in my professional opinion we should go with the lemon in the foyer and the off-white in the offices!"
DiscoBoy:
"If it wasn't for porn, I wouldn't have learned this handy skill, either. Thank you, porn!"
Mr_Grant:
"Experiment journal, Day 174. The ants now are definitely annoyed at the lens-amplified sunlight..."
Sidesk:
Do - you - speak - Eng - lish?
CountessCoco:
"Do you happen to have those little sausages? Those are deeee-licious!"
HenryBemis:
Or, as it's known in certain circles, The Season of Self-Discovery.
ThePirateKing:
See, flowers ARE sluts! Check out this one shamelessly flaunting her stamens, the hussy. What would Georgia O'Keefe say?
TheDiva:
*May contain tentacle rape and homosexual/lesbian subtext. Consult doctor before capping.
TheDiva:
GAY...PRIDE...POWER!!!!
GlitterRock:
THE CARTOON NETWORK TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY: The Elizabeth Smart Kidnapping
JohnSteed:
At least it's a color coordinated child beating...
gleeb:
It's a real shame when the bulimics gang up on the anorexics and force them to binge.
HenryBemis:
Years of research go into each and every "I'm HUGE!" cap.
GoatDellamorte:
"I love to stroke your leg stumps..."
YingYang:
Carrier of STDs unknown...