JurassicPork:
"Why is it every time I drink more than one flagon of mead, my vagina hurts the next day?"
YibbleGuy:
Some claim that the lute music in this film was copied from "He's So Fine" by the Chiffons.
GlitterRock:
"M'lady, I took it upon myself to bring a pole. Wouldst thou fancy us with a dance?"
gleeb:
In an incredible masse shot, he bounces the 8 ball off of Tonga and into the corner pocket in Aukland.
gleeb:
"Hey, a human ear....naaaah, I ain't gettin' mixed up in anything like that again!"
beckett:
"Psst.....are those stupid dogs still over there?"
rickubis:
Look, my swinging brotherr! It is the foxes! Leeet's SWING!
da_upstart:
"Psst. Hey buddy, I'll hold this territory for you to mark for 10 bucks. Cmon, whatdoyasay?"
rickubis:
.oO{ That chick was really unresponsive. Have I humped *another* boulder?}
DiscoBoy:
I'm not sure I want to buy tickets if I've never heard of that opening act. Maybe it's one of Ann Wilson's side projects?
DiscoBoy:
"Doctor, are you sure there are supposed to be parts left over?"
Racerex:
.....presents "Only A Sissy Cries During An Eclipse."
rickubis:
or..."what that odd device is under your wife's side of the bed."
beckett:
"Honey! we're almost out of Squirrel!"
LauraPowers:
McCullay Culkin throws another all-mannequin Christmas Eve smash at his parents house.
beckett:
"Hurry up and help me get this poop stain off my finger!"
UnReality:
"How 'bout, instead of the drive-in and the malt shop, I just let you put your penis in my vagina?" "Golly!"
rickubis:
Heh...wiZARD of OZ. Clever. I don't get it.