Coakley:
My Big Fat Paramilitary Wedding.
DiscoBoy:
There's an extra girl? I got dibs!
GrayZombie:
"So, what's your tribal name?"
"Babs. It means, 'Not Real Bright, But Gives Great Head'"
MercutioJones:
Whoa, they put free prizes in orange Dreamsicles now!
GlitterRock:
Without even knowing what it signifies, the prehistoric blonde instantly reacts with awe to a credit-card.....
greylord:
"I COMMAND YOU TO SCRAPE THE PTERODACTYL CRAP OFF THIS GRAVEN IMAGE OF MY DIVINE SELF"
*stupid prehistoric morons*
AgentMoldy:
"Darn, this is just the Passing Infatuation Shack."
GlitterRock:
"Hi kids. Ross Hagen here, with my tip-of-the-day. Put a drop of vanilla behind each ear, you'll smell like a cookie all day. This was Ross Hagen's tip-of-the-day."
GlitterRock:
Uh ... you girls might enjoy that sort of thing a bit more if Michelle turns her face around.
GlitterRock:
No one really cared that IMiss sold onions. They just enjoyed watching her sales pitch.
PrezGar:
I finally made it to Toschi Station to get those Power Converters.
YibbleGuy:
THE MEMBER OF ABC'S PRODUCTION STAFF WHO WROTE THE CAPTIONS FOR THE DAYTIME EMMYS THIS YEAR TENDS TO WRITE SENTENCES THAT GO ON AND ON FOREVER, POINTLESSLY, ABOUT NOTHING IN PARTICULAR, AND HE OR SHE ALSO SEEMS TO BE UNAWARE OF THE COMMON ENGLISH WORD "PLAYED," BECAUSE WHO ELSE OTHER THAN THIS PERSON WOULD WRITE "PERFORMED BASS" INSTEAD OF "PLAYED BASS," PARTICULARLY WHEN DESCRIBING A PERFORMER IN A ROCK-AND-ROLL BAND, PLUS, WHO WOULD REALLY CARE THAT THIS YUTZ WAS IN "PLAYER," SINCE THEY WEREN'T VERY INTERESTING, EVEN BY THE STANDARDS OF A ONE-HIT-WONDER BAND OF THE 70'S, THEY SORT OF SOUNDED LIKE A FUNKIER ENGLAND DAN AND JOHN FORD COLEY, EXCEPT, COME TO THINK OF IT, I GUESS *ANYBODY* WOULD BE FUNKIER THAN ENGLAND DAN AND JOHN FORD COLEY, WOULDN'T THEY? EXCEPT PROBABLY FOR THIS GUY, WHO'S THE KIND OF YOYO WHO SPELLS "RON" "R-O-N-N"--I WOULD SAY "HOW GAY IS THAT?," BUT THAT WOULD IMPLY THAT THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH BEING GAY, WHICH OF COURSE THERE'S NOT, PLUS, MOST OF MY GAY FRIENDS ARE REALLY GOOD SPELLERS, SO FORGET THAT I EVEN BROUGHT IT UP.
rickubis:
And that's why we have to destroy all the cows! Otherwise we will all be buried under a sea of milk!
rickubis:
Then, you have to cover your teeth with your lips so the skin isn't damaged....are you getting all this down?
tinaw:
"Who are you wearing?"
tinaw:
o/' and I realize/I'm going home. . .o/'
Sidesk:
"You have to be very clever to read them this way up"
Sidesk:
"You mean, they weren't oysters?