eberturkeyjerky3:
Dr. Willhelm loved to point out the poo on the native womens feet.
porpoise:
Quit pulling my stump.
Crid:
So are the credit repayments.
MrTim:
"Hey, Obi-Wan, got any more weed? And how come you got, like, three feet shorter while I was sleeping?"
Moatas:
"Who would have thought being a member of a cult would have so much homework?"
amycamus:
If only Ted Kaczinski had used Match.com...
amycamus:
"I can't beLIEVE you have an actual bong! I thought those things were wiped out by the Justice Department back in 2003!"
amycamus:
"But Rael said the UFOs would be here to pick us up an HOUR ago!"
amycamus:
"Great bombing campaign, guys! Now let's draw up plans for the Euphrates Golf & Raquet Club."
Mr_Grant:
~You've been a naughty naughty CEO! You must be punished! ~Yes master! Audit me! ~Who told you you could talk, scum?! <whiplash>
Moatas:
"Watch it, buddy. I've seen every Bruce Lee movie...twice!"
juxstapo:
Chess Federation Extended Rules: Neither Player or Opponet shall expell flatus, belch, or remove deitrus from their nose, ears, or any other oriface during the course of the game.
DiscoBoy:
Plenty of lip and tongue action.
Mr_Grant:
Fox's "Best Damn Sports Show" is closed-captioned for the intelligent.
IMissMyLuckyCharms:
"I dunno know but it developed in one hour and there's TONS more of these naked pictures of IMiss!!"
Indomitus:
Keeping it in the family.
Indomitus:
"Dear mom... Got sold today for half a pack of smokes..."
LauraPowers:
.oO(Dear diar- er, journal. Yeah, that's right, it's a journal. Doug, you are a genius!)