TheDiva:
Ah, I see in the back we have Senator Tokenfemale and Senator Tokenminority....
WilliamHMacysDayParade:
"A municipal bond to pay for a sewage plant AND a playground? Keep dreaming, Greenspan."
porpoisepie:
When dyslexics install doors and windows.
WilliamHMacysDayParade:
It was Ed's job at the door factory to open each one, ask "s'ok?", and close it.
144butterball:
Honney? I am drunk again? The door's sidewayas again? HIC!
144butterball:
So, that's a nude woman? Commets, people? Uh, nooooo?
DiscoDinner:
Crushing minorities while you wait!
WilliamHMacysDayParade:
Kill! Kill!
teambanzai:
Affordable housing in the Bay area.
LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans:
The Clampets loose all their money in Worldcom at move to the ghetto.
teambanzai:
Try as they did California was unable to stop the Jode invasion of the early 20th Century.
LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans:
But will never cure illiteracy.
teambanzai:
Except for Fresno. SCREW THEM!!!
144butterball:
And made bus restrooms the envey of the third world.
amycamus:
Oh, you and your filthy euphemisms!
LauraSodomizesNativeAmericans:
Alms, alms for the Osama...
DiscoDinner:
"Are you sure you're legit? Can I see your rabbi's license?"
amycamus:
Weekly World News Exclusive! Henry Stanley Penetrates Depths of Africa and Eleanor Roosevelt in Search of Livingston!