keyz88:
Yeah .. install on on "Caption This" ASAP ...
porpoise:
Mickey Rooney's family now keep him in a shed out back.
Forkboy:
"Away, put your weapons. I mean you no harm!"
Forkboy:
o O (Why are all the doors coffin-shaped?)
Kammerud:
You have no f**king neck!
TyranoturkeyRex:
We thank you Lord for all this stuff. If it weren't for our poop holes, our bellies would bust. <Very nice Mary Ann, thank you for saying grace>
TyranoturkeyRex:
.oO(Why don't these fools buy their milk in the store like other people?)Oo.
Steve_Reeves:
"Verbosity Can Work For You!"
Steve_Reeves:
"Why, Aunt Sally! You're much shorter without your prosthetic legs!"
TyranoturkeyRex:
That's right, Jesus and Mary were the first traveling ventriliquist act.
WilliamHMacysDayParade:
Here in Puerto San Costa, the Lobster Trees grow to unpleasantly large sizes
IMissThePunkinPie:
Meanwhile, somewhere in San Bernardino... a shot rang out... someone screamed, but none of it could be heard because of the raucus party going on next door!
IMissThePunkinPie:
Harold LOVED those swingin' parties, except when his parents would swap partners, which would send him in total confusion!
porpoisepie:
I have an announcement to make. I am not a man. *unbuttons blouse*
IMissThePunkinPie:
"I gathered you all here today to discuss this damnable "where's all the people" dilemma!!"
Diva:
Williamson, your ass looks great! Have you been working out?
DiscoDinner:
"We now conclude the musical chairs portion of this meeting. Mr. Hardwick, because you are the last one standing, you are no longer a member of the Board of Directors. Please leave now."
WilliamHMacysDayParade:
"And if I'm not Lou Costello, why am I wearing his suit, hmmm?"