gleeb:
He was just a mixed-up kid, living in the shadow of George Washington Carver.
BlakHat1:
I wouldn't be caught DEAD in makeup like that!
Nyssa23:
After a hearing in Los Angeles Superior Court, the defendant was found guilty of being dead and sentenced to solitary confinement six feet under
ElectraAlan:
It was a long, long search, but Jack Webb finally found someone who died from LSD, so he could make his point.
He's still looking for someone who died from marijuana. Or he was, before lung cancer got him.
gleeb:
...based on a rumor he heard about some kid who thought he could fly.
Nyssa23:
*sniffle* His family was so poor, they couldn't afford a last name. Now that's sad!
144b:
O~ Used to laugh & call him names.~O
(I drew a blank.)
DiscoBoy:
...on the back of a cocktail napkin.
gleeb:
"Blue Boy"? I don't remember anyone in satin knee-britches.
JohnSteed:
Must be one of those modern retellings with Johnny Aladdin, Jasmine Johnson, Jafar Louis, and Genie McDaniels.
gleeb:
Johnny Aladdin? Now there's a porn name!
ElectraAlan:
Hey, rub his butt and he'll give you three wishes.
Nyssa23:
Johnny Aladdin and the Heptones, now playing nightly at the Alhambra Holiday Inn.
JohnSteed:
That explains the dullness. They got the rotting corpse of a former president to be Director of Photography.
DiscoBoy:
For that great taste of Old Hickory!
gleeb:
it also explains why you never see a sympathetic portrayal of the Cherokee on Dragnet!
gleeb:
"Why study industrial arts?"
TheLurker:
"STOP! Hammer Time!"