JohnSteed:
"Let's see, Tylenol Extra Strength, Bayer, Sudafed, Hot Tomales, Ethan Hunt's Red light-Green light pills... you're all clean kids. Hope you get over whatever's ailing you."
gleeb:
Enough to feed the cast of "Lost in Space" for three weeks.
GlitterRock:
Taste the rainbow!
JohnSteed:
"Hey, I took your senior picture an hour ago! You can stop posing now!"
gleeb:
...but still, his mommy refused to give in.
Nyssa23:
Hey man, can you spare some change for a new coat of paint?
Propdude:
"I understand if your feeling a little blue Joe!"
"It's not that Bill."
"what is is Joe?"
"Well Bill"
"Yes Joe"
"Bill? Is it wrong for an officer of the law to feel love for a fellow officer?"
"Stop right there Joe or I'll have to shoot!"
JohnSteed:
Friday's listening to: Cowboy Bebop "Blue." Gannon: Garbage "Version 2.0"
gleeb:
"I thought you said your wife was home, Bill."
"She is. She's in that urn. Don't you remember her dying a couple years ago?"
DiscoBoy:
When you run out of tequila, it really brings a party down.
YibbleGuy:
"Also, in real life, sugar cubes were never actually used to dispense LSD, hippies never painted the hemispheres of their face different colors, hippie girls in crash pads rarely had $100 hairdos, we really don't know what the heck we were thinking with the 1950s beatnik-looking guy with the Maynard G. Krebs goatee, and none of the dialog in this episode was ever actually spoken by any human being in any place at any time. Everything else is absolutely true, though."
DiscoBoy:
...not that it helped.
ElectraAlan:
"One things for sure."
"What's that?"
"The story?"
"Yeah?"
"The one you've just seen?"
"Yeah?"
"It's true."
"Hmm."
"Another thing."
"What's that?"
"The names?"
"Yeah?"
"They were changed."
"How's that?"
"To protect the innocent."
*the two cops now slowly nod at each other*
DUMMM DA DUMMM DUMMM
gleeb:
"And another thing."
"Yeah?"
"Some cops don't dress that square."
"How 'bout the haircuts?"
"Well, that's true enough."
GlitterRock:
"But first.... the whores!!"
JohnSteed:
Coroner's Inquest: The hot new Online RPG for your PC!
ElectraAlan:
I'll bet he's just embarrassed to be a part of this and using that as an excuse.
DiscoBoy:
His parents must be so proud.