KelticWarlord:
"Americas Beef Farmers would like you to know there's more to cows than leather and steak..there's GELATIN"
flappersquirrel:
Later, everyone realized that this was not the best way to fill up the pool.
wd40:
Phil, its me, Ned, Neddy Rayerson! Had shingles, almost missed the Senior year, Ned the Head!
Agrijag:
Steve opened the box and was ecstatic- his 1/5th scale model of Steve Buscemi had finally arrived!
Generik:
The Man Who Fell to Earth and Landed in Home Depot.
Enapov:
Stretch armstrong comes out of retirement for a reunion toy drive....
Generik:
"Grampa loves me *twice* as much as he loves you, you dried up old bitch." "Why, you little vixen..." "He says I give better head, too."
amycamus:
"I've been monitoring Caption This!. It appears that we have successfully implanted YingYang's brain into Generik."
Mr_Grant:
I like my men the way I like my coffee: hairless.
easy_street:
... and that was the day Rodney Dangerfield snapped.
HenryBemis:
"How long have I been in the Matrix?"
Humoriste:
Just a little bit further almost there and I can reach it........ aaagghhhhh
granny_servo:
"I WILL make BERNIE'S III, with or without Jonathan Silverman!"
blackstar99:
"We will now insert the brain of Lucille Ball into your head"
RodRocket:
Calista Flockhart IS Karen Carpenter!
animebabe:
"And you kids stay away from my Rice Krispie blanket!"
aaabbbccc:
Interstellar Overdrive
EnochF:
Meanwhile, Hermia searches the forest, unaware that Lysander has been magically turned into a tree...
Agent_Moldy:
"Aw, man, my mom gave me the Vibrotron 2000." "My mom sent the PleasureVibe. Wanna trade?"
Artanas:
Seniors prefer the adjustable bed! "It really makes the anal go much smoother!" CUT!
animebabe:
.oO Okay... left to the brain? or to the heart? Damn.. this being a blood cell is HARD!