Artanas:
o/'...lust for life!' *THUD*
Purrisa:
"Jebediah, I'm birthin' our child, get the doctor *flump* ...Nevermind."
JediClone:
Decision 1000... "Another vote for Caligula!" <moves abacus> "<groan> Fuck this shit! Let's just kill one of em and take our chances with the other guy!"
ArtanezerScrooganas:
"Arrrr, here's to good sperm!"
RodRocket:
"G-7!" --- "You sunk my battleship!"
rickublitzen:
Now *there's* something you don't see every day. And I left the rifle home.
Artanas:
Drew Barrymore's head on a stick! Special effect? No, MAGIC!
stareater:
"Behold my power! I can create Jolly Ranchers at will! Kneel before me! Mwa wha wha wha...."
LongLiveRock:
I am the ghost of Peter Cooke
amycamus:
"YOU figure it out. I offered you a Snickers. I offered you a Chunky. Some M&Ms. But NOOooo! YOU had to have the jumbo jawbreaker!"
Generik:
"Looks like Groom scat. Two, maybe three hours old. I think we may just find that fellow who left you at the altar after all!"
animebabe:
o/~ duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh SHATMAN! o/~
Generik:
*ahem* "Gentlemen, as you know, it was twenty years ago today that Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play..."
BitShifter:
Picture your "away team" here...
Lanzman:
Having wandered into Bloods territory, one of the Crips hides behind a pile of crack.
GlitterRock:
Leonard Nimoy *is* the Waterboy! "This is most intriguing and high quality H20!"
Agent_Moldy:
You are watching the Jiffy Pop network. As fun to watch someone make it on tv as it is to watch someone eat it on tv.
GlitterRock:
"As I believe I have stated previously, I am not your stepping stone, captain."
Heisenberg:
"Wow, Spock, nice boat!" "Thanks, captain, the Lite Brite is fun. Let's play with the spirograph after this!"
Amon:
"I'm a doctor. I only want to look at them for strictly medical research."
alexgariepy:
In the future, red eye is the least of the cameraman's problems...