_Apophis_:
K.O!! KillerMummy: 100000 points Mumm-ra: 2 points. Press any key to continue
Artanas:
"Day 52: The Ampleovaries have constructed quite a defense. I fear for my life. Note to self, the hell was I thinking."
warm_pepsi:
Well I guess the secret to Wendy's secret sauce is finally revealed...
warm_pepsi:
It's me again Tim, I know your out there. Blocking me on caller ID, what's that all about? Seriously, I would of been great in Galaxy Quest!
Agent_Moldy:
robofreak shakes his bon-bon for his fans. Taste the rainbow...
amycamus:
"'Awrence! 'Awrence! You cannah cross the Nefud! It is death!" "THIS IS NO TIME TO JOKE AROUND!"
TravisBickle:
"Okay, leaves mean the tree is in bloom, right?" "Right." "And the number of rings shows age?" "Right." "What's it mean when Joan Chen is glued to the side?"
Ruby12402:
Hmmm Looks kinda steep... Better put it in 4-Wheel low!!!!!
Artanas:
"Facelifts are a thing of the past thanks to the Vertical Busey Facial Pull"
Artanas:
And 'lo, Heather Graham is banished into the phantom zone for all eternity...
Scouty:
When heartburn hits Jean-Claude VanDamme, he stops, drops and rolls...even though we keep relighting him.
Tumbler:
Yet another happy George Foreman lean mean grillin' ... "'s 'ard to drink outta this liddle trough, ya know?"
flappersquirrel:
Awww, geez, get this guy some actual porn.
The_Gray_Zombie:
This is for Emeril.
AeonFlux:
"Ever fucked a leper?"
GlitterRock:
"You'll never make it out of Casablanca, captain..."
amycamus:
[reading]: "You're a winner! Come to the front gate of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory at..."
Mr_Grant:
Drink rout rof the roilet! Woof! Do it! Dooooo it!
amycamus:
Suddenly, Minnie Pearl felt a tug on the hem of her dress. She looked down, horrified at what she saw...
KelticWarlord:
"It puts the lotion in the basket.."
amycamus:
a.k.a "Sex and the City"