Meldrick:
Don't worry, I don't think he's related, you know, like Sebastian Bach isn't?
Artanas:
"Pol Pot? Why?"
JediClone:
exucse me sir, have you found this woman's breasts? They used to be right about *here*...
E_B_A:
"Giant Koosh Balls are destroying the city!? What the heck have you been smoking, boy?" *RUMBLE*
Meldrick:
"Hey Ken! Look what I'm doing with my oscar now!""What do- Good God woman!""Heh-heh, where's your bare bodkin now?"
JediClone:
Why Kenneth doesnt get many endorsement offers... "Alas poor Por-ik. I knew it as The Other White Meat..."
echostation:
"Oh, there's my merkin...thanks, Threepio"
JediClone:
The Pop-Up version of The Necronimicon was much bigger seller than anyone ever expected...
E_B_A:
She covered her face and counted to twenty while running to hide. Sure they said she couldn't play Hide And Go Seek alone. She was going to prove them wrong.
E_B_A:
"Well I saw some deer spoor in the canned food section, so I drew old Bessie here and got the buck as it bounded through the produce aisle..."
animebabe:
"Bob, Honey... have you seen Billy?" "Er..." "And how did you fix that table leg, anyway?"
JediClone:
The next clown who dumps pingpong balls on me is gonna wish they were never born!
animebabe:
Just another typical Saturday night for Joan Rivers.
Artanas:
Failed Superhero: Super Phillip Morris!
E_B_A:
"Welcome to the NRA Restaurant. I'll be Charlton, your damn dirty waiter. Smoking or non-smoking?" *BOOM!* "I'm kidding. They're all smoking, of course..."
JediClone:
Tracey Ulman IS... spending a lot less on 'old-lady' prostetic makeup these days... next slide please
E_B_A:
"You seem to be ignoring the fringe benefits... with a gangbang, you have a greater chance of acheiving orgasm..." "Uh..."
echostation:
"There, there, Granny. You lie back while I go fetch your Mr. Throbs-a-lot."
E_B_A:
Can you find Swamp Thing hiding in this scene somewhere? Here, use this B B Gun. It's sort of like cheating...
Meldrick:
"Hey, I learned from the besht.... Peter O'Toole, Ricshard Burton....Rischard Harrish <THUD>
JediClone:
I will not read it in a box, I will not read it with a fox! I will not read Green Eggs And Hamlet! I will not read it, Kenneth, dammit!