Kersplatt1:
Jesus' 1979 workout video.
JediClone:
Newbie Capper Musing #57: .oO(what the hell is an "amp-le-woman"?)Oo.
Artanas:
"Wow. You. Are. As. Hard. As. A. Tree."
JediClone:
Uh, I thought Perot wasn't running this time...?
Soozcat:
Once upon a time there was a very ugly Darkling...
Raven_Poe:
So this must be the idustrial version of Chutes and Ladders.
Dibbley:
"Pay!" "No, wait! I'm clay!"
Generik:
Order! No wait - I'm clay!
Soozcat:
All that was left behind was a pitiful red-and-blue stain. The Smurfs never tried crossing Highway 9 again.
wd40:
another big saturday on Arrakis, after all the fancy pants messiahs had left
BloodFairy:
Pee-Wee's Dad defends his hairstyle, "I meant to do that!"
Artanas:
Failed Supervillain: Pan Tee Claws
Occupant:
"When George Harrison's Collide", next YSMT
echostation:
"Now THAT is one hell of a big foreskin!"
JediClone:
o/' What's the car that's hard to jack? Seats for sitting up or two on their backs? Poonyanero-ooohooohoooh! Poonyanerooooo!
Artanas:
"Basset? Ah, hence the tail I see" *SLAP*
SunSinner:
Stag Party Day #97389: in a surprising twist, special guest Huey Lewis really does rock the house hard.
Soozcat:
Fact: Superman kicked ass in college football.
kilroy105:
o/You've been hit by (CLAP CLAP!) You've been struck by (CLAP!) a smooth criminal./o
E_B_A:
"Good news, sisters! We've figured a way to make the crucifixes vibrate!" *APPLAUSE*
kilroy105:
"Aren't you a little short for a Best Man?"