keogh:
At a crucial point in history, Jack Paar and June Lockhart vie for existence in our timeline.
MrTim:
We now return to Malcolm MacDowall in _A Clockwork Keogh_.
Box_of_Occolates:
Sadly, it was never to be. Bill just didn't stick his pinky out far enough when he drank milkshakes.
HanoverF:
"Aww comeon Honey, at least taste it! IRhino penis is supposed to be an aphrodesiac and if not, well, I'm sure you can think of another use!"
Rick0chet:
Yes, I do chronically masturbate to the Tellitubies. Sorry but they scare, well excite me!
Artanas:
"Keogh....keogh...wake up" "Huh? Lon Chaney Jr?" "Your fries are ready" "The hell...."
MrTim:
"It was *you*, Lady Alice, who killed Mr. Crawford." "You'll never catch me, Poirot!" "Hastings, if you would restrain ze girl?"
BuckFifty:
"Rimmer? Lister? Anyone around? Well, I guess no one to mind if I strip to my skivies then..." *shitty laugh track*
Artanas:
"Bela doubted me once. His mistake I say. He was shitting metal slivers out for a year. So you see Artanas, don't fuck with Karloff"
keogh:
"Ahh, bringin' the Monster to life." "Boris?" "Just a sec. Gotta raise the dead." "Filming, Boris." "What? Oh!" >ZZZIP!< "SHIT! Errrgh..."
Generik:
"Hello, I'd like to make a deposit..." "But this isn't a bank!" "Oh, I know, I know..."
JediClone:
.... That fateful day when Simon finally went ballistic...
BouquetOfDibbleys:
Simon got sick of his smart mouth so he poped a cap in his punk ass.
MrTim:
Sherman finally got pissed and offed the smart-ass pooch, eh?
HanoverF:
"Sherman, how dare you have have me taken to the pound!" "Eat Shit and Die you damn mutt!"
HanoverF:
"Err, What is it ... Simon?" "Sherman, sir." "Flunk you very much! Get Out!"
MrTim:
<Norse accent:> "Ja, ja, Cthulhu ftagn!"
Artanas:
"Liv, I regret to say, you recieved your normal F" "Hey, better than a G right?" "Yes, I suppose" "Keen!"
Artanas:
Carefully....Ron Jeremy mixes the secret ingredient for his world famous Ronshakes...
BouquetOfDibbleys:
Ron Jeremy finds his way in the dark like a cat. Figure it out.
MrTim:
"It was *you*, Lady Alice, who killed Mr. Crawford." "You'll never catch me, Poirot!" "Hastings, if you would restrain ze girl?"