Generik:
The Pillsbury Doughboy has changed careers and is now working as a high-class male prostitute. We see him on his way to meet a client...
Generik:
Madonna's gynecologist...?
rogeemoto:
Teaching Tai Chi to the Amish would not be an easy task.
Tinky_Winky:
"Ahhh! Woooo! That's good Pixie Stick!"
JediClone:
In two days... Agent Mulder will learn things about The Cigarette Smoking Man he never wanted to know... "DAMN, you are *hung*!"
clover:
Tonight on the Where Are They Now Files: Tracy Lords.
HanoverF:
"Unless this is a roll of Rollo's in my pocket, someones about to get 'Shaft'ed!"
JediClone:
"But the baby dont know you have lazy sperm!" "Oh. Allright then" "<phew!>" "What was that?" "Nothin' Goddie" "I thought not!"
Artanas:
With one mighty sneeze, Marlon Brando drowns the planet in 16 feet of plasm...
HanoverF:
Bub sure loves his soaps... I believe this one is called "The Decays of Our Afterlives"
tadpole:
"ooo, you just love typing and filing don't you baby? ooh, ya you're a naughty secretary aren't you...."
HanoverF:
Amplefission?
BouquetOfDibbleys:
Stand back, because the AmpleNipple is going to feed all of Boston.
Artanas:
"Wuzzat dem Ample fellas. Shoo, nipples... fission... enough ta get a dandy ol' horse like me ta... hey, Gertrude! It's time ag'in!"
HanoverF:
Drowned in Amplemilk tsunami! What a way to go!
Artanas:
Aw, but mister Hammill, you used to LOVE togas!
Laserblast:
Little-Known TV Fact #47: Howdy Doody was quite an accomplished quilter.
JediClone:
50's weathercasters: "The Red Menace is sweping into a High Pressure Front over Texas tonight. Expect 2 or 3 days of frantic businessmen jumping off buildings."
Artanas:
Suicide Squirrel corners the elusive Flannelman... *chitter* "How the hell did you..." *OOK!* "Draw!" *chatter* *BLAM* "Whatta world..."*THUD*
Artanas:
"Yes mister Berkowitz?" "The dog's talking to me again" "Ah, is it?" "Yeah" "Sit down, play with the giant ben-wa ball" "Okay"
keogh:
"Now, then, what seems to be the..." "Look out! INCOMING! Arrgh!" "...I'll just climb out on a limb and say shell-shock, then." "Saaarge!"