JediClone:
Abbot and Costello Meet Julie Newmar... "I dunno who's got your lipstick" "Who's got my lisptick" "What?" "Come again?" "Hey, that's not part of the joke!"
Scypha:
It's Easily Distracted Priest! "I must go and preform that exorcism before... Say, that's a nice lamp. I wonder how much it costs?"
BuckFifty:
Later on in life, Charlie Brown and Linus would pour over nudie mags while Linus once again explained the meaning of X-Mas. "Lotion please..."
Artanas:
A bouquet of Dibbleys on the stoop? No, not magic... DAME!
Hippie:
In the fifth session of the modeling tryouts, your ass goes down. Say it. *My ass... goes down. *Pretty fuckin' smart, Butch.
GuloGulo:
The last few episodes of "In Living Color" were pretty pathetic.
Acen_the_Jester:
Oops, honey your diaphragm fell on the floor again
EvilMarkII:
"Do you mind, I'm trying to take a crap over here."
E_B_A:
"Tonight on ESPN2: The First Annual Dwarf Tombstone Toss Playoffs, filmed live in Australia."
E_B_A:
Luckily the comedian was funny enough to distract them as Boris rooted around in their entree's for lice.
DrSeruzawa:
Janet Reno and Roy Scheider join forces to discover who posted those pictures of Agent_Moldy.
E_B_A:
"Hanson is locked into our sites, Capi-tan... fire when ready!" Next on 'The Menudo Missions."
evetsggod:
whoa, man... I need to stop playin' Battletech on acid...
kilroy105:
Calvin Klein's "Heroin for Women"
bugwber:
Meanwhile in the opium fields of South Florida.....
animebabe:
.oO you know, this whole "don't ask, don't tell" thing sure has cut down on my dating life...
kilroy105:
"From the files of Preparation H"
DiscoBoy:
Muddy Mud's lesser known brother.
quickdraw:
"Zipper stuck again, Lad?"
quickdraw:
"Dammit, Jim! Why am I being held prisoner in the Honeycomb Hideout?"
quickdraw:
SLAP!!! "...and if you EVER say anything like that about Tinky Winky again!"