Hippie:
Dammit! Last time I leave Scotty in charge--beer nuts and lager stains all over my seat!
Hippie:
They never showed the original Enterprise holodeck mainly because it consisted mostly of styrofoam and cardboard cutouts..
Artanas:
I-95.... 3 a.m. The Virgin Palance mysteriously appears to Buford Horgy... tonight on Sightings
Vorvon:
"Yes, I'm Tony Danza, former TV star. Can I park your car, or would sir like to park it himself?"
quickdraw:
Early Make-up Tests for James Doohan's Frankenstein.
Hippie:
Captain's log... apparently Sulu's birthday is today and everybody's invited but me. So I've taken to wandering around the deck spilling Captain Morgan's.
Artanas:
Mammy "Captain, please" Mammy "Control yourself captain" Spocky "Good grief."
Atar:
Did I come at a bad time... I mean, I'm suck... sorry, I mean I'm gonna head out... I mean
Artanas:
"No mister Bond, I expect you to bappa." "Bappa?" "Yes, bappadappadappa, till you die." AIIYYEE!" "Cha"
Mr13:
After winning the lottery, Jeb still held onto his redneck roots with 1,001 pink flamingos on his Beverly Hills estate lawn.
Mr13:
The Moogandi tribe called it a tanning bed, but when they wrapped him in tin foil & brought out butter and chives, Ted began to worry.
Mr13:
"You want dis Bitch Carlton? She sucky sucky, takes it right in da booty..only five dollah."
Enapov:
Tonya Harding is thinking that maybe a career in Jello wrestling would be right up her alley....
Steve_K:
Seatbelts also save pies.
animebabe:
Ing and Oog never really understood the electric slide
Tonya_Harding:
(I've got a question, and I'm sure I'll be *embarrassed* by the answer. What's a "keogh"? I've seen it posted a few times.)
Soozcat:
THIS is a Keogh. An image that's practically impossible to caption.
animebabe:
Tonya: a "keogh" is named after a capper called the same.. seems he has this ability to make a funny cap that bears no relation at all to the grab.
Tonya_Harding:
"I'm your boyfriend now!!!" (Oh, thanks Sooz. I would have been "keoghing" all over the place last night!!!)
animebabe:
I guess that said Keogh was also always getting REALLY bad grabs (like sooz says) so....