Beedo:
"You will take me to Roddenberry now." "Awu a taku a Roddenberry na." "You will punch him in the snoot."
Brandoplasm:
"Hmm... lesse what's on TV... *POP* Huh? Animotion? The hell..." "You are an obsession.." "Somebody shoot me!"
Beedo:
There was a shootout, alright, but Miss Daisy wasn't gonna be gettin' up again.
icabod:
Next item up for bid; Mel Gibson encased in carbonite
Occupant:
o/' Stand by your man... even when he's cheating on you with that dirty bitch down to the diner.
HanoverF:
.oO(Before I die... I'm gonna fuck me a fish.)
Occupant:
Two sprays and that hooker's blood is just a fond memory.
Brandoplasm:
No Organges... just a mean red-assed baboon and a loopha sponge. Order now!
Agent_Moldy:
The men of Chippenbeers.
JoeCrow:
Has the ability to store up to 13 walnuts in her jowls
JoeCrow:
It's amazing what prison life can do for your complexion
JoeCrow:
Mildred's collection of small, battery operated, portable devices was envied by even Madonna
JoeCrow:
The sheer size of Mildred's strap-on scared off most of her suitors
WEIRD_1:
I know you want to burn your draft card, but I thought the things were smaller!!
D_Idaho:
Damn sci fi channel and their 13 watt bulbs.
JoeCrow:
Damn, I thought "Fran's ass on a platter" was a just a figure of speech
Geier:
"...until water just begins to boil. Insert testicles..." Geier's Practical Joke Cook-Book was a veritable LAUGH-RIOT, 'till the lawsuits started rolling in...
Geier:
What The Yeoman Saw.
BuckFifty:
Tonight on Easily Distracted Nimoy. "The possibilities of space travel are infin... Hey! Where the f*ck's my Orange Smoothie?"
Vicious:
Is that a chicken in there? No, it's just the way she's holding the grapefruit!"
Buffoon:
...meets the Pro. "Twenty five bucks, same as in town?"