Xtree:
Hollywood trivia: Chuck Heston's grandpa, Emmet Heston, was the first president of the National Musket Association.
kilroy105:
"Oh damn... the wife switched the Folgers with hydrochloric acid again..."
kiL0waTT:
"Wonder Twin powers, acti.... WHAT THE FAA... who the hell are you?"
Buffoon:
Amish Bob continues negotiations with the hooker... "Two goats and a sheep. That's my final offer!"
HanoverF:
"Comeon Kirk, only 10 dollars, Sulu love you long time... Dammit Kirk, I'm a pimp not a haggler!"
sanatrA:
"It's called... Shat Folds Five... it'll be... huge!"
sanatrA:
"Houston, the brownies are working. Report, pretty colors, come back. Over"
Occupant:
They discontinued that whole "don't ask, don't tell" thing in the 21st century. So... how 'bout it?
sanatrA:
"You got juju in my mojo!" "You got mojo in my juju!" "Fellas fellas, plenty of Uhurania to go around."
JediClone:
bj1: A fragramce for cross dressers. By Boy George. Avaliable at discount music bins everywhere.
Angel_Noir:
"Are you sure we're safe?" "I'm tellin' ya, there is no way Generik can send his e-mails this far out. See, I'll click on the-DAMN!"
Occupant:
Looks like it's Karaoke night in Margot Kidder's medulla oblongatta.
Angel_Noir:
Angel_Noir's Memoirs: "I used to want to be in a gallery soooo bad, I would try to get Art drunk. He was amazing. It seemed like he was born in beer..."
Artanas:
...and the there was the day Margot Kidder thought she was a speedbump... poor trucker didn't know what hit him...
HanoverF:
"Wow! Check out the ass on that- GAH! Amplewomans knees! I feel so dirty... wish I was born in beer, I hear it lessens the effect. I have to shower now."
Artanas:
Robin Williams in Seven... "Lookee in de box! Ho ho, it won't bite. Go on, open it Brad, it's full of goodness, oh yes."
Artanas:
"Hey fellas, look what Joey Lawrence is wearin'!" """HARR""" "Give my, heh, regards to Nell Carter."
JediClone:
In other news, Rainbow Brite was arrested on prostitution charges...
Agent_Moldy:
But you might recognize her from her work as Large Marge, and as the bulldog from Tom & Jerry cartoons.
BlakHat1:
"I got a golden ticket!"
Agent_Moldy:
You are now entering a dimension of conception... a young, rumored-to-be-a-lesbian woman ends up pregnant. You are now entering--the Jodie Foster Zone..