Hippie:
It's okay, Jordan--everybody knows you were the handsomest New Kid! And there's always time for a comeback! *You're just saying that because you're my mom!
JediClone:
Ebenezer Scrooge: The Bolemic Years... <BARF> <upchuck> <hurl!> <Puke>... "Hmmm... a spot of sour mustard... A bit of undigested potato..."
Seltaeb:
My mom told me that when it's raining, it means that all of the angels in heaven are urinating. I went through more umbrellas than you could shake a stick at.
keogh:
One more pill and her transformation into a human bumblebee would be complete.
Hippie:
Diahann Carroll suits up for her premiere as the new diva of Dee-Lite.
Hippie:
Shania Twain V. 1 didn't approve much of Shania Twain V. 2.0. But the record execs had insisted on more midriff, less singing.
Seltaeb:
"Han" Solo Tennis, that is. Who needs a racket when you've got a lightsaber? Use the force, Sampras!
JoeCrow:
Wasn't much in the line of left-overs at Large Marge's Cafe.
JoeCrow:
Waldo was easily spotted as a Guardian Angel
JoeCrow:
Gary Coleman was later disqualified from the Soap Box Derby when it was learned he was 47 yrs old and not a boy scout.
YingYang:
"Push!!!! I can see the head!!"
JoeCrow:
They were out of green berets, fuschia clashed, so we settled on the basic black
NAMG0RF:
"Aww, don't be sad Brak."
clover:
Little known fact: God also has a killer sense of humor... *BZZZT!*
YingYang:
Cheech and Chong conquer the world
JoeCrow:
We've gotta' kill every damn one of those yellow, sla...... Is Aikira still behind me?
clover:
That's right... I'm the Queen of Pong. You want some of this? Bring it on, brother!! Bring... it... on!!
JoeCrow:
Katherine Hepburn never did well in commercials
JoeCrow:
The "Psycho" remake lacked the Hitchcock suspense
sanatrA:
Like clockwork, once a month, Linda Tripp would shed her skinsuit.
sanatrA:
"Both hands on the table mister Starr" "Oh! Sorry" "Napkin?" "Yes please"
JoeCrow:
You'll get my wooby when you pry it from my cold, dead, hands