clover:
In an attempt to get 'older viewers' MTV introduces their newest star Busta Kidney.
Captain_Scott:
Sadly, the new Tickle me Nimoys were outsold by Furbies this year....
clover:
Comon' natural 13.... daddy needs a new sword of woundin'!
Angel_Noir:
"President of the NRA?! I thought they said 'NWA'! Shit! I wanted Dre's autograph!"
Brandoplasm:
. o O (Damn, can't get this Kristofferson look going...)
Pazuzu:
"Mind if I roll up the window? Kinda breezy in here."
JediClone:
It was about this time that Jean Grey began thinking Professor X's sex games were getting a little bizzare. Logan of course, was into anything, as usual.
espermaster:
Last time I put one of THOSE in my pants...
keogh:
Once the Bloods accepted him as one of their own, Charlie Brown finally kicked the football -- after busting a cap in Lucy's ass!
keogh:
You run out of arrows, you gotta improvise.
HanoverF:
Sure coating yourself in Slaterscat was a good way to set up an ambush, but it does'nt help your cleaning bill any... and some say the smell never goes away.
JediClone:
Try Cult Jam in Raspberry and Blackberry! Goes great with Toasted Brach Dividians!
TravisBickle:
"Strech Armstrong? Ummm, my how you've changed." "And I've never felt more beautiful." "Really..." "Hey man, don't judge me." *spronng*
Hippie:
Farrakhan's Gang. The new BET Saturday morning uprising.
Reynard_T_Fox:
Cover Story: The discovery of the keogh particle
Hippie:
Our cover story... Glo-Sticks: How They Work. Rejected by Hot Dog and Highlights.
Artanas:
"Really mister Mulder, do we need to listen to that Air Supply again?" "Patience, there's something subliminal" "Ho-hum"
Artanas:
Out of the dust storm, emerged the traveller known only as keogh... "*cough cough* Just my fucking luck..."
TravisBickle:
Marilyn Manson producing David Cassidy's new album is just wrong. I mean, what will the the baby boomers say about a Patridge with tits?
HanoverF:
"They look like ants from up here!" "They ARE ant's Dad!" "Oh, Excuse me... Die you little Bugs Life Motherfuckers! Die!" "Dad!"
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Dammit, you Philistines, it represents FEAR! Can't you get that through your muddled bourgeoise brains? Oh, and how about my grant now?"