Hippie:
Winning the M-TV Metallica Comes to Your Barbecue Contest is really one of those blessing/curse type things.
Occupant:
But Richard was thwarted when Inga crossed her legs, cutting off his view.
DibbNogley:
Hi, I'm Martha Stewart. After I give birth to God's child this Christmas join me in picking out wallpaper patterns for your living room.
Dairaindeer:
Resetting Kirk's morning alarm, Scotty cranks 'Hooked on Bagpipes' to full blast...
clover:
Ladies and Gentlemen... QUEEN!!!, er... I mean the NEW YORK CITY DOLLS!!!, er wiat, maybe I was right the first time... Richard Simmons Seminar?
HandoverPresents:
The publicly damning 'Pee-Wee Herman/Zebraman' sex pics.
DibbNogley:
"What the hell is B Squad doing?" "Cop Rock." "Oh."
keogh:
"Murdock..." "I WASN'T AUDITIONING FOR 'COP ROCK'!" "Umm, no, I was looking for those reports on... 'Cop Rock'?" "Damn!"
DibbNogley:
"Whadaya think?" "It was ok, but the T.J. Hooker finale could use more work."
keogh:
"Hey! Weren't you on 'Barney Miller'?" "Back off, Wilder, I ain't heard you cut an album in a few years, either." "I don't sing, I'm an actor." "Riiight."
DibbNogley:
"Tampon?" "No thanks, gave it up for Lent."
E_B_A:
Wow! And I thought all I had to do was draw the pirate and the turtle!
Dibubbley:
Ready for another black market baby job?
E_B_A:
"She just gave birth to it! Amazing!"
Xexus:
<tsk> Catholics
Generik:
Look... right here in your contract, it says "Blow the old guy every Tuesday."
E_B_A:
"Ever since the war, Carl here's been unable to swim without those floaty arm thingies..." "I ate a lemon." "That's nice, Carl..."
kilroy105:
"Say... have you two Geritol users seen the wonder that is 'Fran's Ass' lately??"
E_B_A:
"Well, I killed that stupid bathroom scale today. Then I had it stuffed and mounted." "WHY!" "It said I was fat." "I see."
Angel_Noir:
"Be careful kids!" "We will. Can we have some candy later?" "No. It rots your teeth. There can be only gum." (That's one)
Angel_Noir:
"Cut! Damn it, I said less teeth! There can be only gums!" (That's two)