Angel_Noir:
Sam Kinison, the Fourth Tenor. o/` "Aaaaaaavaaayyyy Mariiiiiaaa-OH! OOHHHH!"
Artanas:
"I love you...with all my heart...but please don't lose that butt, uh..."
JoeCrow:
Now that I look back in retrospect, Saran Wrap was probably the wrong choice for the Formal
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Ten bucks?" "No." "Fifteen?" "NO!" "Twenty-five?" "...Look boss, da plane." "YEAH!"
Occupant:
Gay mail?
Artanas:
Stag Party: Day 3,423... "Don't look so puzzled, he requested the tequilas in a keg..."
JediClone:
If tonight's capping session were going on in a single computer lab:"Ow! watch your feet!" "Sorry" "I cant breathe!" "Hey! That's MY keyboard!" "whoops"
Scouty:
Furry Heat 2: Tribbles In Prison
Occupant:
Sam suddenly realized he had leapt into the body of a deer. (And that's how they SHOULD have ended that damn show!)
SirSaxMan:
Angel Skeet.......PULL!
Agent_Moldy:
.oO{I'll just trace it...they'll never know...besides, I just GOTTA get into this school!}
GotMilk:
After noticing she had an *electric* stove, and couldn't commit suicide that easily, Mrs. Brown decided to clean house...