Xigeous:
"Hello big boy. If you've got the jungle, I've got the fever..."
psymorph:
Buddhist Monks of the Oooooold West...
Agent_Moldy:
"What the f*ck you lookin' at, heah? Yeah, I know this Barney costume blows, but what can I say? My mom is a cheap bitch."
144b:
So, whatday want kid, fudgesickle? Popsickle? Drumsticks? What, Hurry up Kid!! My arm is freezing off here!!
JoeCrow:
Damn, I gotta' do something about this headboard rash
BuckFifty:
"Oh, I KNOW I didn't hear no Smurf joke from the peanut gallery..." (offstage) "*snicker* Sorry..."
UnReality:
"And then that asshole Fozzie the Bear says to me..."
rickubis:
I asked her for a blow job. So, she blue me.
JediClone:
And *where* did she sign up to beta test the latest PleasureVibe 'Powergasm'?... all together now... NUTSACK.COM! <wild applause>
Artanas:
"Ving? ...the fucks a Ving?"
E_B_A:
"What's on the menu today kids?" "POTASSIUM!" "MmmmHMMM!" "Eating the Table of Elements is fun!"
Occupant:
It's the hat. Sheep dig the hat.
Beobachter:
I'm a morlock and I'm ok...
Artanas:
"Check out this wicky wicky action, and tell me it don't turn you on like a pig in warm mud!"
HanoverF:
"Stop hitting yourself... *smack*... stop hitting yourself *smack* Ha, but I kid the elderly and enfeebled!"
Occupant:
This Plum Fairy trap is full. We better get it back to the firehouse before it goes critical.
HanoverF:
"...Juiced Shrimp cocktail, Juiced Shrimp Gumbo, Juiced shrimp pie, Juiced shrimp pate, Juiced shrimp kabobs
Occupant:
I don't know, Uncle Walt... why DO they call this a ballroom?
Xigeous:
"Dr. Smith! Put those lights back on! I'm not in the mood for TOUCH THE MUMY right now!"
Agent_Moldy:
"I'll get you, Ferris Bueller!"
Xigeous:
.oO(Oh, WHY didn't I take those "attacked by fruit" lessons?)