Geiger:
I'm sorry sir. It's just that my mother cut my bangs.
Geiger:
Billy?..."I'll be out in a minute mom." ....Out houses. Private or Not?
Geiger:
Astronomers Romance...look Honey it's Uranus.
Mythew:
Boys 2 Men, after the buffet.
DanZero:
And...this is my secret room for torturing the Oompa Loompas when they're bad...and..whoops (Willy Wonka--The Director's Cut)
Dairai:
...and I thought the 'Wild Boys' video was bizarre...
echostation:
"And I was like, 'Do da Humpty-Hump...do da Humpty-Hump'!!"
Daleman:
Ahhhh, Miss Lewinsky will be with you in just a minute.
The_Unkn0wn_Capper:
When your wife has a flaky crust on her labia, it's time to see a doctor...
TGoodchild:
The surburban zone of Dune - here wild Fremen survive through their skill at sucking from garden hoses.
robotk:
Spiderman's eye view, facing off against The Blue Meanie.
quickdraw:
"...and if you sign up for 10-10-3-4-5 right now, we'll send you Mary Lou Retton to act as your sex slave!"
UnReality:
"So let me get this straight...you're not REALLY trapped in a box." "No..." "And the walking in the wind..." "No, that's why it's called MIME..."
Widget:
"'Scuze me! Can I have some half-and-half with this?"
animebabe:
.oO this Twister game sucks.
Artanas:
"Okay, with more passion now" """Mmmbop""" "CUT! C'mon Zach, fall in line" "S-s-sorry"
Dairai:
I call this portrait 'Three Inches From A Lawsuit'....
Artanas:
"Hello ma'am, still looking for a smooth operator?" *SLAP*
MadSigntist:
Yes, the many ways are located deep in the sticky, wet hypothalamus. The womany ways, on the other hand, are located in the shoe store.
Generik:
"Oh, Lord, please make me minty fresh, and... what the..? Oh, THANKYA, Jeezus!!"
Geier:
Jenny couldn't hide her shame: Her breasts had been downgraded to Bosoms of Mild Discomfort.