Mythew:
The Fonz was here.
Generik:
"Scotty? F*ckScotty! I'm Captain Kangaroo, I tell ya!"
BuckFifty:
"You will give the Captain all your lunch money...and your Chunky Asses magazine..." *wakes up* "What the? Chunky?" "Curses!...*skitters away*"
Generik:
"Just lie back and put your feet in the stirrups, Jim... just like last time." "Did you warm up the Vaseline this time, Bones?"
Geier:
"You're RIGHT, Captain! The Tricorder indicates that your 'Drama Queen Quotient' goes off the scale when you take that stance!"
Pogue:
Even in the afterlife, Princess Diana shows compassion for underprivileged children....
JoeCrow:
Jambi's sister Gertrude was much better developed
Kanetaker33:
Even in death Bill Clinton still had a thing for the ladies
tunk:
"It's a boy...WHOOPS! *CLANK* ..It's girl now!"
GersonK:
"Greetings, You have been inducted into GersonK's love army. Please report for training..."
Geier:
"To conquest, Bones, and the lamentation of the women!" "Uh...Jim?" "Oh, sorry. Uhm...to peace, exploration, and other touchy-feely stuff." "THAT'S better."
AgentQ:
"Oh, God, what's that?" "Jim, you insensitive bastard! That's my misfit brother, Dazzling Spock." "Hi." "He's got his own glam rock band." "I'm leaving."
SpydieGirl:
"Huh? Oh, yeah. Motrin suppositories work every time. Sure. Can I finish what I was doing now?"
Generik:
Well, yes it's nice here at Betty Ford's, but it takes you forever to get across the garden. They only let you take twelve steps at a time.
GersonK:
Lil' Sister is Watchin'
Enapov:
Keebler Elves get a vist from the centerfold of "Littlefolk-entertainment for elvish men."
DanZero:
It's Alien Sex Fiend, checking for bustlines again!
Caramel:
"Booster rockets...thrusters on! Gamma rods are charged! Docking legs outstretched! Target opening exposed!" "Is anyone else getting aroused by this?"
Glymmer:
I can pull 20 tons with just my neck.....
amycamus:
"Hey! Don't call my fraternity a 'frat'! You wouldn't call your country a..."
DiscoBoy:
The members of the Sprockets Club have to be very careful walking around campus, lest they get beaten up by the football team again....