Occupant:
Eight: The official number of the new millennium
Reynard_T_Fox:
Stag Party, Day 78: The disco ball goes nova. 17 guests hospitalized.
Artanas:
"Hi baby! Wanna lick this caramel swirl offa me? C'mon pookie, lick me. Lick me Artie baby" (Artanas dies)
Reynard_T_Fox:
"Have you ever considered the advantages of owning a fine set of encyclopedias?" *dramatic organ chord*
Laserblast:
"I'm Vincent Price with a special message about American Global Life Insurance."
Hippie:
Try again. *"The rain in Spain falls mainly on fucking fuck motherfucker." Shit! *Don't worry, ma'am. With work, we can cure Russell Simmons Disorder.
Cerg:
'Depends' made things so much more convenient. He wished he'd discovered them sooner in life.
Laserblast:
oO "Ummm... oh yes, that is a prime piece o' booty."
keogh:
While she was distracted, Sergio pulled the old "Slip the drink glass into her cleavage so you have an excuse to root around for it later" move.
Widget:
"Uh, ma'am...you'll have to check your...things...at the door!"
bosko:
Mortal Kombat 5 new character Mrs. Kano
YibbleGuy:
"My bionic ice cream scoop is at your command."
YibbleGuy:
Bad sequel idea: Willy Loman in "Afterlife of a Salesman"
LiannaSky9:
"In my campaign, I promise to teach all Americans to count to 100!"
JoeCrow:
The Danny DeVito Forbidden Dance never really caught on
animebabe:
"Think think think think think think think think" <POW> "ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch ouch"
satansfishingbuddy:
. o O (He's a great lover if you don't have to look at him.)
Gallow:
Wow! The first snack shaped like drunk womanizing senators!
Actor413:
Stairway to Heaven- out of order.
Fenris:
And so... Swamp Things wanders off to plant a new grove of Heather...
Gallow:
Mail-order brides in transit